TEMPLATE BEGINS Harriet Miers's Blog!!!: ADVANTAGES OF BEING A JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT #2

Harriet Miers's Blog!!!

The blog of the #1 nominee for Associate Justice to be picked by the #1 smartest President to ever withdraw, in all of history!!

Friday, October 07, 2005

ADVANTAGES OF BEING A JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT #2

if you meet someone who says Danger is my middle name, you can say yeah well my first name is Justice!!

UPDATE: correction, "Justice is my honorific." thanks to reader WS!
P.S. I loved you're column

UPDATE: *Your* column!! Sorry LOL I always mess that up

9 Comments:

  • At 7:10 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    Oh my God, Harriet who is this guy? We are so not ordinary!!!!!

     
  • At 7:53 PM, Blogger Tami DeTruth said…

    Harriet, sweetie,

    I thought of another advantage of being a Supreme Court Justice for you. Your robe. It's Black. And black is sooooo slimming. Now, I know you're partial to your vibrant-colored Goodwill "finds", but think about it. . . On the days you're, well, you know, bloated - no one will ever noticed.

    Just a thought.

    Tami DeTruth

    PS: Can't wait for our next slumber party.

     
  • At 8:07 PM, Blogger Audient said…

    That'll be handy if you ever meet Austin Powers.

     
  • At 2:52 AM, Blogger Manpace said…

    What better example of Ms. Mier's potential populist infleunce on the court. Does anybody ELSE on the Supreme Court have a blog?

    What a force for change.

     
  • At 10:33 AM, Blogger Stan said…

    Lawyers will now try to act unqualified in order to get judicial appointments.

     
  • At 11:25 AM, Blogger Dorri Mae said…

    Stan,

    I can't believe you think Harriet is unqualified. She managed the phone list for our church (note: 30,000 members). She thought up the idea of color coding the list by marriage status (or divorce -yuck), contributions to the church, participation in volunteer activities, missionary work, and number of children. It also used sparkles if the children need extra love to overcome a pending temptation. Harriet organized a system where we could have an intervention anywhere within the county within an hour. Her efforts stopped five...well lets put it this way, there were five adoptions last year alone in the congregation, thanks to Harriet.

    She also started drafting an interim constitution for the life hereafter -- based totally on scripture of course. She is concerned that when we all get to heaven that with so many people there we will need to be organized for our first day. She is going to get in circulated here on earth first so everyone is ready for Day 1 after the rapture. The Supreme Court is just a training ground for Harriet. The Lord has much more instore for her.

    See, this is why she and George have been working so hard together. God has called Harriet to this position, I just know it. See, she has taught sunday school and she can teach those justices something about love and peace. See, most evangelicals are still stuck in the old testament, but harriet loves the new testament. and Jesus didn't like the laws of moses and all that jewish tradition, so he changed everything. See, Harriet would have replaced the 10 commandments on the Texas capital lawn with the beattitudes.

    (I've gotta go. My husband doesn't like me being on chat rooms. I told him this is Harriet's blog, but he thinks our only access to media should be the 700 Club or talk radio. Men can be so closed minded. If god hadn't commanded me to marry him, I could have found something better.

     
  • At 11:46 AM, Blogger ah luvs me some harriet said…

    harriet!!! OK, I'm outing myself. I'm really Pris Owen. A whole lot of poo-poo was thrown at me recently during my walk to judicial confirmation. So I want to assure you ... that lovely lovely white-haired junior senator from Texas, JOHN f-**acinat**ing CORNYN, held not just my hand during the conf hearings. He softened all the hard edges, just for me (he is really SO sweet .... blush!!) anyway, I digress ... As a Texan you have FULL ACCESS to John. He will love you, too! and NATHAN - oooohhhhh ... that NATHAN HECHT. I SO need to hear more about your pre- and postprandial lovelife. Maybe when we have our next sleepover you'll give it all up - OK-k-k? I know Condi wants to know, too. Can't wait till we put our three cute heads together and really tell-all!!!! BUT - when Karl calls for a report on what we did on our weekend, WE CAN'T TELL!!! Even if he does ... ASK!!!! +++kisses!!+++

     
  • At 4:05 PM, Blogger Stan said…

    Harriet, you look like one of Clinton's girlfriends.

     
  • At 3:41 PM, Blogger goober r.e.d. kneck said…

    Now don't get me wrong little darling, but the looks like a Pit Bull by ol'dubba offends me! Hell I aint't ever had a girl Pit Bull as ugly as you! Still single at 60? I can guess why! Dubba aint'too smart that boy, he just likes makin life too hard for us poor old red knecks! If you is so fundamentalist girl, you shouldn't be tryin to get to be a supreme court justice, you should leave it to men, jewish women and them other pagan types! Jack Ruby was from big D too!

     

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