TEMPLATE BEGINS Harriet Miers's Blog!!!: CONTEST...PROCRASTINATING, DON'T TELL LEONARD

Harriet Miers's Blog!!!

The blog of the #1 nominee for Associate Justice to be picked by the #1 smartest President to ever withdraw, in all of history!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

CONTEST...PROCRASTINATING, DON'T TELL LEONARD

Hi everyone! OK I'm not supposed to be blogging, I have to work on my Murder Boards and my Questionnaire (and might I add, its going to be the best questionnaire ever , I should apologize to future nominees for setting such a high precedent! J/K LOL... if only...) . Anyway I'm taking a short break just have to remind you, today is the deadline for the Call You're Senators logo contest. You probably thought I forgot... no way Jose, I'm a nominee of my word!! Also I should explain about "Don't Tell Leonard," Leonard Leo is in charge of keeping me On Task. He's basically a lawyer.

Here are some of the most recent submissions. If you sent one and you don't see you're's (??) here, it means it didn't "make the cut." Either that or I haven't opened you're email yet. Basically if you haven't gotten a reply back from me I haven't seen you're email yet, there's alot. I'd just like to say up front, way to go to EVERYONE who sent one in, A+ for effort and A++ for creativity!!

Here's a few of the current batch. I don't know how to make it so that the writing goes right next to the logo, so my comments might be hard to understand, please bear with me.



As you can see, some of these are done in the "classic style." Very nice!!



In one I have a really big head, well I hope that's not a joke about being the nominee "going to my head" LOL





As you can see one of them is really creative, just like Anne Geddes. I don't want to bias you're votes but I think that one would not be appropriate in terms of me being taken serious as a Nominee.

As far as the one that says "Ignite... desire," its beautiful!! And it makes you want to learn more.

All in all, nice work!! There's more where these came from, I'll post as soon as I can. Just a reminder, if your still planning to submit (and I hope certain people are!!), the final deadline is tonight (Friday) at midnight, no exceptions. Now what if your on the West Coast. Good question. It doesn't make any diffarence, for you the contest started three hours earlier!!! Nice try tho...

Okay GO FOR IT!! Back to "Q-ville," population HARRIET!!!!

UPDATE: One of these says 1-900-HARRIET, that's NOT the real number, the number on it has to be fixed or its disqualified. Good catch reader HH.

49 Comments:

  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

    Harriet, I am honored that my 1-900-HARRIET is in the running although I am a bit curious as to why the Syrian soldiers ran up an $11M phone bill before pulling out of Lebannon...do you speak Arabic and what is your rate per minute?

     
  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Scooter Libby said…

    Harriet--
    It is cold and rainy in DC. It is fall now. You will have cases to cover before your hearings--Roe v. Wade, Hamdi v. Rumsfeld, Lawrence v. Texas. Out West, where you were born, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because unborn children have a right to life. Come back to work--and life.

     
  • At 5:46 PM, Blogger just pixels said…

    All the entries are sooo good! Luckily, as the next future SCOTUS you've had lots of practice judging things. Like GWB's coolness.

    Here's an idea. Get the logo John Paul Stevens used and put your picture in it. He was nominated so long ago most of the Senators were still in high school. And the others won't remember it.

    Another thing. Don't forget to get you're logo copyrighted. Otherwise someone could use your logo to convince the Senate to confirm an unqualified nominee. Caveat emptor!

     
  • At 9:08 PM, Blogger CAMOON said…

    Harriet,
    You have no time to waste! Get thee to a Channel Cosmetics counter and have them "consult" you on the eyeliner issue. You don't see Ruth or Sandra looking like that. We don't want our Republican Colleagues to think you are a hussy -- now do you?

    And would you mind toning down on the gold jewelry? You don’t want to look too Republican…we got a delicate balance to maintain if we are going to get you in.

    Come on now. Work with me.

     
  • At 9:59 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    Hold the phone!

    You left out my submission!

     
  • At 12:19 AM, Blogger Johnny Pez said…

    senator brownback is teh suck.

    you rule, harriet!

     
  • At 12:22 AM, Blogger copy editor said…

    i think you need a bobble-head doll... am i wrong? !!!!!!!1

     
  • At 12:30 AM, Blogger Harriet Miers said…

    Gyrobo your a really good commenter, and I appreciate that, but you're submission doesn't even follow the basic rules.
    * No phone number.
    * not a Clear Message.
    if you want to have a chance to compete you have to "Take A Harriet"-- DO-OVER!!!

     
  • At 1:06 AM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    So many great choices but I still like that other one but I forgot what it looked like because I am so busy calling everyone I know and telling them to vote for you.

     
  • At 2:49 AM, Blogger Superfrankenstein said…

    They're ALL winners!

    BUT HERE'S AN IDEA: If you let the Senators vote on which one to use, they'd feel "in the loop" and be more likely to vote for you NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

     
  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger wildaboutharrie said…

    Harriet, did you see today's WSJ? Seems Arlen is standing up for you!

    Remember how everyone was having an orgasm over Robert's "sense of humor" just because of that crack about Dr. Zhivago? Anyhoo, here's a "joke" for you're opening monologue at the hearing. (Get Arlen to agree to be you're "plant" ahead of times maybe)

    You: Knock knock

    Arlen: Whose there?

    You: Harriet.

    Arlen: Harriet who?

    You: Harriet up and confirm me!

    :-)

     
  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger SimoneDB said…

    OMG,Harriet!!!

    Check this out:

    At one point, Miers described her service on the Dallas City Council in 1989. When the city was sued for violating the Voting Rights Act, she said, the council "had to be sure to comply with the proportional representation requirement of the Equal Protection clause."

    But the Supreme Court repeatedly has said that the Constitution's guarantee of the "equal protection of the laws" does not mean that city councils or state legislatures must have enough minority members to match the proportion of blacks, Hispanics and Asians in the voting population.

    ....Stanford law professor Pamela Karlan...said she was surprised the White House did not check Miers' questionnaire before sending it to the Senate.

    "Are they trying to set her up? Any halfway competent junior lawyer could have checked the questionnaire and said it cannot go out like that. I find it shocking," she said.

     
  • At 11:55 AM, Blogger monkey on my back said…

    harriet, wildaboutharrie just GAVE you - PRO BONO - a great joke!

    so here's a great idea: along with youre slogan, have a joke!

    it'll show what a well-rounded - nay, renaissance-y, nominee U R!!

    [OK ... I know sum people think U R the joke]

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel said…

    Our dear friend Harriet Miers has posted her profile over at www.duncanhines.com. It says that she likes to bring in "homemade goodies to sweeten everyone's mood *grin*," and that her favorite author is Barbara Bush!

    Maybe the Senate needs to have this member profile as part of its confirmation hearings. Those long SCOTUS sessions definitely require the occasional "sugar hit" in order to reach consensus.

     
  • At 12:42 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    Giving out phone numbers and clear messages emboldens our enemies.

     
  • At 2:13 PM, Blogger frieda406 said…

    harriet, a couple of things. one, the entry w/the "coolest supreme court judge" language has you looking a little too simian. staring at that chimp bush is bad enough. better go to a finishing school asap and learn how to have a relaxed smile. maybe kate moss is available for advice. two, along w/all your constitutional issues, including your recent frog gigging of arlen spector, you need to address your grammar. your. you're. your is possessive. your shoes. your hat. you're consists of a noun and verb, just contracted. you're means you are. you are here. you are there. you are gone. it would not mean you are hat or you are shoes, harriet, now would it?

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger Pissed Hippie said…

    UPDATE: One of these says 1-900-HARRIET, that's NOT the real number, the number on it has to be fixed or its disqualified. Good catch reader HH.

    This is most definitely not a "great do-over in history"!!

     
  • At 5:19 PM, Blogger Blogenfreude said…

  • At 5:20 PM, Blogger Judy Miller, girl reporter said…

    No No say it isn't so!

    Harriet, the Washington Times is reporting that the number 1 smartest president may withdraw your nomination!!

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20051021-112953-8355r.htm

    OMG this is so horrible. What can we do to help? Calling you're senators may not do any good if W wont even let you get to a vote. I know the Supreme Court elects presidents. Do you know if they can unelect one, too? Maybe we should call them.

    XOXOX

    Judy

     
  • At 6:43 PM, Blogger Nunzia said…

    omg this is hilarious.

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Blogger Tom DeLay said…

    Oh Yeah Baby! You are turning on the Tom Machine! Say Harrie, you wanna come over to my place tonight and take a dip in my hot tub? They don't call me Hot Tub Tom for nuthin!

    P.S. Fuck Liberals!

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Blogger Bob Dole said…

    Harriet Miers:

    A Lesbo With an Attitudo.

    Busho picked the wrongo nominee-o to the Supremo Courto .

     
  • At 11:33 PM, Blogger dadddy said…

    Daddyo says,

    Get out of dodge quick, Katrina has reformed and is looming over the Whitehouse next week. She seeks revenge for being blamed for the levee breaking. I understand her to have inside info that we were lied to about the causus belly, whatever that is. Sounds like a real stomach turner.

    The smart move here is to become "who?" before the WHIG hits the fan. Whatever that is.

    Also I can't believe they gave you homework. Don't they know that you are busy? Why do they want you reading a "constytutshon" Whatever that is.

    You have gowns to sew up, party's to organize and I heard that you know who was finally going to tell you about that favor he wanted from you. Whatever that is.

    well I just wanted to stop by and say good luck. Whatever that is.


    Daddyo

     
  • At 11:45 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    I still say my submission was the best.

     
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  • At 3:29 AM, Blogger Johnny Pez said…

    oh, the washington times is full of you-know-what. no way would the number one smartest president ever withdraw harriet's nomination. president w never makes mistakes, and we know because he told us himself and he never makes mistakes.

    besides, every nominee deserves an up or down vote, isn't that how it's always been? your the nominee harriet so you deserve an up or down vote just like every other nominee has ever had.

    anyway, all that president w has to do is ask sandra o'conner to resign and then make you a recess appointee like he did with bolton. what could be simpler?

     
  • At 3:38 AM, Blogger Johnny Pez said…

    oh, and just in case sandra decides to be a meany and not resign, here's an even better plan. the president can ask roberts to resign, and you know he will because the president appointed him in the first place. then the president can recess appoint harriet, so not only will she be on the court, she'll be the chief justice! and then the president can nominate roberts for sandra's seat (didn't he do that originally? so it would be perfect!) and we know the senate will confirm him because they did already, so that will take care of everything.

    next time you see the president, harriet, you can suggest this to him. i'm sure he'll love it.

     
  • At 4:37 AM, Blogger Bridgette said…

    I am sorry, but I do not understand if this is really the blog of Harriet Miers. This just seems ridiculous. Help?

     
  • At 7:04 AM, Blogger wildaboutharrie said…

    bridgette, what do you mean?

     
  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger Laura said…

    First of all, where is Sparkle Pony's new, less-pony-centric design? I loved it. Are you saying it didn't make the cut, Harriet? It was the best one.

    Secondly, I was just catching up on my Sunday morning news. Please tell me this isn't true: Shumer says Miers lacks votes to be confirmed

    NOOOOOOOOO, it can't happen!!!! Sorry Harriet!!! They just don't see your greatness.

     
  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    Hey, I have an idea: let's take our case to the PEOPLE!

    "Back Harriet; she is a justice "For the Rest of Us"".

    To all of my fellow friends of Harriet: time is running out! It is time to "stop horsing around" (that was the best one!) and to start calling OUR senators to get Harriet confirmed!

    Illinois looks promising; evidently Harriet "wow-ed" Senator Durbin that he left the interview "shaking his head"! Way to go Harriet!

    Oh yes, Bridgette: what does your comment mean? How could you possibly doubt us? :-(

     
  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger neverdoblogs said…

    Harriet, Kirkegaard is right. The fact that people are telling you your gut is right just shows that not enough people pay attention in 5th grade.

    Call YOUR senators (not "you're"). YOUR is the POSSESSIVE.

    And YOU'RE about to do something, not YOUR about to do something. ("YOU'RE" is a contraction of "you are"--they dropped the "a" in "are" and replaced it with an apostrophe.)

    This is really a simple rule, PLEASE! I empathize with kirkegaard lives' frustration, though basic fifth-grade etiquette should have prevented him/her from calling anyone an idiot.

     
  • At 1:06 PM, Blogger neverdoblogs said…

    Kirkegaard is right. Check the dictionary.

    Call YOUR senators (not "you're").

    And YOU'RE about to do something, not YOUR about to do something. ("YOU'RE" is a contraction of "you are"--they dropped the "a" in "are" and replaced it with an apostrophe.)

    This is really a simple rule, PLEASE! I empathize with kirkegaard lives' frustration, though basic fifth-grade etiquette should have prevented him/her from calling anyone an idiot.

     
  • At 1:32 PM, Blogger wildaboutharrie said…

    Now, neverdoblogs, your being elitest!

    Besides, which is more important, Harriet's grasp of grammer or her COMMAND of constitutional law and wardrobe?

     
  • At 2:35 PM, Blogger JudyLuvsScooter said…

    Harriet Miers' Top 11 Reasons for 'Voluntarily' Withdrawing Her Name:
    11. Thinks to herself, "That horse's head the fundamentalists left in my bed just isn't a good sign..."

    10. "I feel that Harry Potter is better known than myself Harriet Miers; therefore, bowing to the popular feeling, I will let him fill the post instead..."

    9. The pitbull in size 6 shoes, feels she won't be able to fill Sandra Day O'Connor's shoes

    8. "Cannot afford" to pay Supreme Court wet-bar dues and robe rental fees, just as she "neglected" to pay bar fees elsewhere

    7. Afraid that her "esteemed colleague of the Jewish faith" Ruth Bader Gins-bird will give her Bird Flu. "It's spelled Gins-bird, right, Mr. Bush?"

    6. "I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback giiirl..."

    5. Worried that the Court's reputation will suffer if there's another vacancy, and Bush decides to put on Ozzy Osbourne so that there'll be "Ozzy and Harriet"

    4. Worried that her heart will betray W and be drawn to that cute John Roberts instead. --Chief Justice just sounds so ROMANTIC!

    3. "Supreme WHORE? How dare you nominate me to be...oh, COURT."

    2. "I'll wait till Rehnquist is dead and replace him instead."

    And the NUMBER ONE reason:

    1. "Bushie you're the smartest man in the whole WORLD, why don't you just nominate YO-SELF?"

     
  • At 8:13 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    Hey, wildaboutharriet, I am with you 100%.

    Just remember all those who thought that Dan Quayle was dumb just because he spelled potato "potatoe". Who is laughing now, huh?

    I know that we've heard rumours that some of those eggheads that call themselves constitutional scholars didn't like her questionare answers.

    That is merely because they are envious of our Harriet's "common sense" approach to law.

    Hey eggheads, why don't you stick your noses back in those books, repair the tape on the bridge of your glasses, and leave our Harriet alone!!!

     
  • At 8:18 PM, Blogger ron said…

    You people are so smart and funny. And I sure needed this laugh. BTW I support you Harriet. That was too serious to say.

     
  • At 1:17 AM, Blogger henrykissinger said…

    I miss you Harriet, You haven't blogged in days...*sigh*....i'm having withdrawls. There's not much going on around here these days. You should give me a call. I think my number is still carved into one of the 2nd floor bathroom stalls at the WH. Should be located under "for a good time"....(you know how things go over there...what happens in the white house, stays in the white house.)

     
  • At 9:16 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    You know what I really want to know about Harriet Miers? What her favorite food is. That's it. She can get confirmed or rejected for all I care; I just want to know what she likes to eat the most.

    --==/ So speaketh the robot \==--

     
  • At 11:13 AM, Blogger Johnny Pez said…

    i'm guessing tater tots.

    am i right harriet? is it tater tots?

     
  • At 11:24 AM, Blogger MJ said…

    Ooh! Ooh! I know... its Hot Pockets right?!? To be the bestest #1 pick for SCOTUS you got to love the Hot Pockets!

    They are "Americas Favorite Stuffed Sandwich" afterall!

     
  • At 12:17 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    gyrobo, mj, johnny pez, ya'll are forgetting one important thing:

    Remember when our Harriet had a particullary "bad moment" with some Ben and Jerry's (in her "open letter to herself, on this blog)?

    The LIBURALISM of B&J aside...well, I think that we *all* know what our Harriet likes to eat....

     
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