TEMPLATE BEGINS Harriet Miers's Blog!!!: MO DOWDY MO PROBLEMS

Harriet Miers's Blog!!!

The blog of the #1 nominee for Associate Justice to be picked by the #1 smartest President to ever withdraw, in all of history!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

MO DOWDY MO PROBLEMS

Thx Ann Althouse, Maureen Dowd did a column making fun of me, at first I was mad because its all fake but then I realized its a joke.
Since there is no breathtaking Miers judicial record to pore over, I was eager to read more breathless Miers missives to a president she describes as the most brilliant man she has ever met. How could I get the notes from the White House, given how opposed Mr. Bush is to leaks? I called Scooter and Karl and they sent the secret documents right over.

August 2001 "Thank you so much for letting me bundle up and drag away the brush that you cut down today. And if I might add, Sir, I've never seen a man wield the nippers so judiciously. It was awesome! You are the best brush cutter ever!!"

Well Ha, Ha Maureen Dowd. Frankly if you'd done you're homework, you'd know I don't use words like "nippers"... not to mention, "judiciously."

LOL Nicolle said, "So Maureen Dowd is accusing you of being a superficial hack? Pot, Kettle, hello?"--get it, like a pot calling the kettle Black, their both black. Well at least Maureen Dowd is obv reading my blog.

42 Comments:

  • At 1:00 PM, Blogger CityGuy said…

    Harriett, yours is the best blog ever! And so COOL too!

     
  • At 1:03 PM, Blogger Harriet Miers said…

    Thanx CITY GUY!!!

     
  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

    Harriet, that used strap-on I bought at your recent yard sale is working out just fine! Thanks for the TIPS!

     
  • At 1:57 PM, Blogger CityGuy said…

    No prob Harriet! Just remember that the most brilliant man that you've ever met has picked YOU to be one of the "Supremes". What more need be said?

     
  • At 2:07 PM, Blogger Rowan said…

    MoDo is just jealous of your stylin, Ha-Mi (I made that up, do you like it?) But I think she's got a girlcrush on you. I mean, "judiciously?" crazy talk! You should totally have a sleepover with her and Judy Miller - they work for the same paper!

     
  • At 2:32 PM, Blogger Red Tory said…

    "Nippers"... Isn't that what Bush calls the House Democrats?

     
  • At 2:36 PM, Blogger Judy Miller, girl reporter said…

    OMG, rowan, a slumber party would be so AWESOME. I do think Mo has a girlcrush on Harriet -- just like I gave a girlcrush on Harriet. And we all know girls just want to have fun, so let's get together. I'll bring the Smores.

    XOXOX

    Judy

     
  • At 2:58 PM, Blogger Fly Girl said…

    Glad you added the Atom and RSS feed!!! So much easier to keep up on all the good stuff that way.

     
  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger crallspace said…

    We should all just trust our president. He is doing a great job, and has managed this war a-OK. I think so, becasue I saw a guy wave a flag today, so I feel all better.

    And I ate a hot dog at Wal Mart and saw a ribbon that said "Support out troops"... well, actually saw about 300 of them in the parking lot.... I know that Bush likes hot dogs. So we're on to something here.

    Bush's comment about puting food on your family was inspirational and we need to trust him. Dobson said he was a good man, and this troop ribbon looks cool. So, all these liberals should stop being so anti-American.

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger Jeb "Chang" Bush! said…

    Hon, we can't all get TimesSelect (in fact, Daddy told me never to look at it), just so you know.

     
  • At 3:35 PM, Blogger Is it stinky? said…

    I heard Michael Savage ragging on you yesterday, whatever.

    I guess we need their votes and everything, but he is so gross!

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Postmodern Sass said…

    I applaud the clever idea of this blog, but encourage you to spend more time in editing mode before hitting the publish button. Your style and tone, excessive use of exclamation points, sloppy punctuation and frequent spelling errors makes you sound like you're twelve years old.

    Of course, if you are twelve years old, then you're doing a great job.

     
  • At 3:59 PM, Blogger Kelly said…

    Hey, I just did a Google search for "Harriet Miers" and you're #1! Finally people will know the truth about you, Harriet.

     
  • At 4:01 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    The blogosphere demands a top ten list post of some kind! Top ten! Top ten!

    --==/ So Sayeth the Robot \==--

     
  • At 4:04 PM, Blogger arse poetica said…

    Harriet, your writing is AWESOME! I'm so jealous!! YOU are the greatest ever!!!

    P.S. Can I come to your sleepover w/ MoDo and Judith Shiller? That would be soooo kewl!!

     
  • At 4:14 PM, Blogger McSomething said…

    Harriet

    Anyone who GWB calls "Cobra" is obviously just a big big meanie. And maybe a snake.

    However, I saw MoDo in the shoe department at Barneys last year and she's hotter and better dressed than you. She's older than me and all but I'd definitely give her a big haunch of GOP pork.

     
  • At 4:51 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    Harriet, I think it's kind of weird how everyone wants to do sleepovers now that you're famous and everything, so I decided to make some buttons for us girls next time, and they're gonna say "4HMB4SC," what do you think?!!!!!

    Also, didn't Karl tell you that we weren't supposed to like the New York Times? And that girl reporter? I heard she's married. Also I think P.F. doesn't like her, because everytime I mentioned her when we were on our date he'd frown and get all stiff.

     
  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    OMG btw not stiff THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!

    He was a total gentleman---unlike the guy who posts on here and says he's "Jeff" even though we know he's really "J.R."!!!!!

     
  • At 5:02 PM, Blogger Chrisafer said…

    I wish I had friends like Nicolle to get my back. Your totes cool, HM!

     
  • At 5:27 PM, Blogger Rich said…

    Can only girls come to the sleepover? Cuz I'm totally in if I can come. I'll bring brownies!

     
  • At 5:33 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Harriet, dear, I am pretty sure MoDo typed 'nippers' but she was thinking 'nipples.'
    I know every time I see you on TV I think nipples- you sexy thang.

     
  • At 5:36 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Rich: no boys allowed.
    If you want to have a GOP sleepover, call Ken Mehlman or pudgy little Scott McClellan.
    They can take you to meet Jeff Gannon and you can all "caucus" together.

     
  • At 5:46 PM, Blogger Mark Daniels said…

    I was wondering, Harriet, are you like, getting scared about these hearing things they're going to do? That Brownbear--I mean, Brownback--doesn't seem to like you. And even that Arlen guy talks about "putting you through your paces." What's with these guys? Don't they know that the President likes you? Sheesh! I mean, like he's one of the most important people in the country or something. Who are these senators, anyway? But really, are you a teeny bit scared of them yelling at you and stuff at those hearings?

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Blogger JT Davis said…

    "Nippers"... Isn't that what Bush calls the House Democrats?

    Not anymore, Martin.

    "Nippers" are those clandestine sips he takes from all the bottles he has hidden in and around the White House when he thinks no one is looking.

     
  • At 7:24 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    Hey Karen you know Davie, the one The President is trying to set Harriet up with? I think he has sleepovers too, just like us!!! Maybe Rich can go to one of his?

     
  • At 7:26 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    OMG theres a senator named Brownback? Isn't that what A.S. does??? Isn't that supposed to be GROSS???!!!!!

     
  • At 7:44 PM, Blogger Sherman De Brosse said…

    Harriet, I think you ar good human being. Hope the confirmation process is not too rough.

    Intelligent observers on all sides know Roe will not change. There is stare decisus and then the fact that a Republican court cannot make major changes without driving away millions of Republican voters.

    The Christian right want some sort of phyric and symbolic victory, hence they go after you. Doesn't seem very Christian to me.

    The electorate must know that their votes have consequences. 2004 was partly about trimming civil rights, environmental proection, anti-trust,consumer rights, and labor rights. The people have spoken, but PLEASE REMEMBER THE LORD'S POOR. I cannot expect much more, but PLEASE gainstg the current on this.

    Sherm
    a Christian progressive

     
  • At 8:19 PM, Blogger Rich said…

    I would totally go to Souter's sleepover. We could put Scalia's bra in the freezer. Tee hee!

     
  • At 8:39 PM, Blogger LawDawg said…

    Harriet, I think you should know that Anderson Cooper was doing a side-by-side comparison of your looks from 5 days ago and today. He thinks you've aged. But he's a jackass. Do you want me to fight him for you?

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Blogger Merry said…

    Hey Harriet. I just read your letters of correspondence with Prez Bush at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/
    1012055miers1.html. They are great!! Keep up the good work!!

    -Merry

     
  • At 9:02 PM, Blogger BLOGBANK said…

    Interesting blog….I just have one question….is this for real?

    Please add trackback.

     
  • At 9:42 PM, Blogger Rick Anonymi said…

    We, the Anonymi, have located this blog through the Portal of the Abyss. Never doubt the powers of Evil Bob Dole.

     
  • At 10:08 PM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    Doesn't Anderson goes to Davie's sleepovers too?? OMG I didn't know Scalia wore bras!!!!!!!

     
  • At 10:30 PM, Blogger Rich said…

    Well, Tony would never admit that they're bras. He prefers to call them "manziers."

     
  • At 10:36 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Bush may be trying to set Harriet up with Davie Souter but they'd end up playing dominoes- not making sweet romance.
    The dominoes could each bear a name: Rove, Frist, Santorum, Cheney, Rummy, Omarosa Rice, Bush43, Bush41, etc. and H and D could take turns making them tumble over.
    But I think both H and D would prefer girl/girl or boy/boy slumber parties, because of their homoistical tendencies.
    I can't vouch for Davie because I am a lesbo- but Harriet- she pitches a mean softball.
    xox

     
  • At 11:39 PM, Blogger Douglas Hoffman said…

    Harriet, you're awesome. To work for Dubya all these years and still have a smile on your face? I'm impressed.

    I found your blog today and I've been pissing myself laughing. I've shouted you out on my blog & put you in my blogroll.

    So, what does a guy have to do to get on Harriet Miers's blogroll?

    Keep up the good work, future SCOTUS justice!

     
  • At 1:11 AM, Blogger aldertate said…

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  • At 9:18 AM, Blogger Harriet Miers said…

    My friends sister--those buttons sound GREAT!!! I dont know how it would work but if theres a way to Down Load them, email me, harriet.miers @ gmail.com. Doug Ill definately put you on my blog roll soon. Everyone sleepover LOL!!

     
  • At 11:06 AM, Blogger O.o said…

    wow Toys R Us kid for Supreme COurt Justice O.o

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger aldertate said…

    Wow! I am amazed that someone of such high standing has worse grammar that the potus. Is this a 'Texas' thang?
    Assuming you'll become a justice, how much of an impact will your magic 8 ball have on your decisions?

     
  • At 3:10 PM, Blogger -- Karl said…

    hey Harriet --

    Apparently Andy's sending around an article on Ghazi Kenaan. Did he copy you? I got it twice.

    Someone keeps calling and hanging up. I thought it might be Judy. She'd damn well better be using a pay phone!

    Call me, I can help with that Brownback bastard. CALL ME!!

    -- Karl

     
  • At 11:32 AM, Blogger Maureen Dowd said…

    OMG! Squeee! I am so totally bringing my new book "Are Men Necessary?" to the sleepover.

    P.S. - No, they're not! Grrrlpower!

     

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