TEMPLATE BEGINS Harriet Miers's Blog!!!: OMG BABY FEVER!!!

Harriet Miers's Blog!!!

The blog of the #1 nominee for Associate Justice to be picked by the #1 smartest President to ever withdraw, in all of history!!

Friday, October 14, 2005

OMG BABY FEVER!!!

Cutest credit card in the WORLD!!!



I just ordered it. (Obv the black bar isn't on the real one, I just added it to cover up the # so I don't fall victim to Identity Theft, I know it sounds paranoid but "10 million Americans are victims of identity theft each year.") I bet I'm going to have like the World's Best Credit when I'm confirmed, because the Supreme Court is a lifetime appointment.

I've been totally useless today, none of us are supposed to do any work that might create a Paper Trail b/c of the investigation so its like why are we at work in the first place?!!!

UPDATE: The Independant Women's Forum says "the Harriet Miers Blog!!! looks pretty darned sexist to me." So your saying that I only got a baby credit card because I'm a woman. Well isn't that sexist!!

26 Comments:

  • At 2:16 PM, Blogger Bulworth said…

    You should be visiting the Senators to try to get them to like you, ma'am.

     
  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger Judy Miller, girl reporter said…

    Harriet,
    I've been reading how the president staged his Q&A with the soldiers in Iraq so there wouldn't be any slip-ups or inconvenient questions. Is there any chance you could stage your testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee? You know, the senators could slip you their questions in advance and let you work on the best possible answers. That would so take the pressure off. You could even come up with funny little one-liners to endear yourself to the committee, like telling Senator Kennedy, "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Senator... (pause for laughter) .. . no offense, sir." You might also think about wearing a transmitter, like the president did during the debates, with someone really smart on the other end giving you the answers, so you would sound like a total genius when you respond with things like, "that's been settled law since Plessy versus Ferguson, Senator." Just be sure the person feeding you the answers is someone you can trust. Not Michael Poutypants Luttig, obviously. You'll need a real Brainiac-type. Better make a note to ask Karl for a recommendation when you see him on visiting day.

    Squeaky

     
  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger mutenutshell said…

    don't worry harriet! once you and john put the country back on track and overturn r v. w, there'll be plenty of beautiful (white) babies for you to adopt!!!

     
  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger cinnamongirl said…

    Dear Harriet...it's never too late to fly over to a third world country and adopt a baby...see Angelina Jolie for further details...sorry no Brad Pitt look alike will accompany you though!

     
  • At 3:49 PM, Blogger Bulworth said…

    Harriet,

    I have a question about what appears to be a column of upside down crosses running down the right hand side of your blog screen. Is this intentional? Aren't you supposed to be Christian and all? All the news reports say you're a fanatic for detail. But have you noticed this detail?

     
  • At 4:20 PM, Blogger ah luvs me some harriet said…

    harriet I just heard this GREAT joke!!

    Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

    A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

    hahahah have you heard it?? :0

     
  • At 4:28 PM, Blogger ah luvs me some harriet said…

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  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger ah luvs me some harriet said…

    harriet, look at how scottie mcclellan is working for U!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/video/2005/10/14/VI2005101400639.html

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger Devans00 said…

    I hope you are this amusing when you get the supreme court job. Who says brown nosing doesn't pay off?

     
  • At 7:08 PM, Blogger Maureen Dowd said…

    The Independent Women's forum?! They say such mean and hurtful things about me! :( :( :(

    Well, anywhoo, babyz! Squee!

    By the way. Don't believe anything I write about you in my columns. I have a total girlcrush on you. There, now you know.

     
  • At 7:32 PM, Blogger Superfrankenstein said…

    Harriet,

    You're too modest to mention this, but your readers should know that you were rated "pretty exciting" by The Presidential Prayer Team For Kids! Scroll down to "Things To Pray For This Week." You're Number One!

    (When I first saw this, I said to my assistant, "Those kids have got more brains than some adults I could name." I thought she would die laughing.)

     
  • At 10:10 PM, Blogger M A F said…

    Hello 'Harriet'

    Quick question for you. I was curious to know whether you would be withdrawing your nomination to the SC before Karl Rove resigns or is indicted?

    Wait, an even better question would be, are you planning to withdraw your nomination only after the fate of Karl is revealed?

    The world awaits your response.

     
  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    Indepedent women's forum? Don't worry; they are just jealous of all the attention that you are getting.

    I think that you rock!

     
  • At 11:37 PM, Blogger Nancy in NYC said…

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  • At 11:40 PM, Blogger Nancy in NYC said…

    To paraphrase some wit's quip re: Santorum: the Independent Women's Forum features some of the best minds of the 13th century. I'm with Ollie, Harriet. They're just jealous that Dubya thinks you're prettier and smarter. Pay no mind to these 21st century Heathers!

     
  • At 1:56 AM, Blogger PhyllisS. said…

    Dont listen to that awful Charlotte Allen over at The Angry Womyns Forum! She even hates our President!!! (and he's like totally the best president ever!)

    I heard she wrote some trash talking article about him saying he was a "CELL OUT" or something. And she has some nerve to critisize your spelling!

    Maybe if she spent less time hanging around angry womyn and more time supporting our president she wouldn't be such a loser, right?

     
  • At 1:57 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said…

    The cuteness of babies is nothing compared to the awesome might of the American Civil War.

     
  • At 3:02 AM, Blogger jeanneXX said…

    I looked at the Independent Women's Forum article and they just don't get it. What you are providing on your blog is something for the average depressed American to look forward to each and every day. Even little things, like your commas, stay with me. This is seriously the best blog I've every read. Thanks so much and keep it up.

     
  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger me said…

    Good thing I can still read the CC number above. Amazon, here I come.

     
  • At 12:18 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Dear Harriet:
    Jesus told me to read your credit card number and go buy myself an iPod Nano. Then I plan to stuff it with Christian rock and listen to it while I exercise on the new gym equipment you bought me. Thanks, Harriet and praise Jesus!

     
  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger arse poetica said…

    Oh, Harriet, you know how some men-identified women are: the IWF just won't admit to their girlcrush feelings for you and so they have to criticize. They think those types of feelings are icky, but we know they're beautiful, don't we? Can't wait 'til the next sleepover! MoDo is freakay, but let's not invite Judy Shiller next time. She's a drag. Plus, I think she lies. That's not very Christian.

    Anyhoo, can it be sexist if it's written by a woman? I think not! Haters!!

     
  • At 4:48 PM, Blogger Judy Miller, girl reporter said…

    Not invite me to the next sleepover? That is so MEAN. I invite everyone to my slumber parties, at least the cool people. Obv I wouldnt invite Helen Thomas. Besides, PEOPLE, I just spent 85 days in jail covering up for the Brains behind the Smartest Bestest President ever, and listen, THAT WAS SO NOT A FUN SLEEPOVER!!! PEOPLE OWE ME!!! So I think I should be invited to everyones sleepovers from now until the end of the world, or at least until I dont feel like going anymore.

    XOXOX to Harriet, but NOT arse poetica,

    Judy

     
  • At 5:02 PM, Blogger Judge Not! said…

    Bulworth their not upside down crosses anybody from Texas knows there cactice!

     
  • At 9:36 PM, Blogger avaiki said…

    Much better, more experienced (and male) minds gave us the ... 2000 election "result" - Harri, are you SURE ure you can match this kind of Jurisprudence when Bush comes to shove?

     
  • At 1:46 PM, Blogger Astrid said…

    Harriet - your VISA number is clearly visible! Please put up a bigger black bar or else you WILL fall victim to identity theft.

    -Melissa

     
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