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Harriet Miers's Blog!!!

The blog of the #1 nominee for Associate Justice to be picked by the #1 smartest President to ever withdraw, in all of history!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

THE WAIT IS OVER...ITS THE BIG DAY!!!

Everyone in DC is tense with anticipation...well folks the WAIT IS OVER!! Remember, you heard it here first... I TURNED IN MY REVISED QUESTIONNAIRE!!!

UPDATE: HARRIET MIERS EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT HARRIET MIERS!!! ...thx reader AC, I didn't know that was the "netiquette."

UPDATE II, 10:47 PM ET: OMG OMG, how could I be so dumb...
the Senate Judiciary Committee has yet to recieve its updated questionnaire from nominee Harriet Miers We're told it'll get to them around 11 p.m. ET. Said NY Sen. Chuck Schumer in a statement at 8:45 pm: "This is another in a series of disappointments. The Miers nomination is suffering from a serious bout of delay, distraction, and disorganization and needs a dramatic turnaround."

I TURNED IN THE WRONG THING!! I'm not sure what was in those envelopes, maybe my taxes or something (yes, double extension and I'm still late, I've been busy OK!!)...but I was checking the blogs and I saw this and my heart went through the floor, the questionnaire's sitting on my desk. How could I be so dumb. Did Warren Burger ever do this?!! GRHRGGGG

GOTTA RUN, 13 MINUTES LEFT

49 Comments:

  • At 1:11 PM, Blogger Mike the Liberal said…

    Excellent!

    You didn't include anything about the toys, did you? The prudes on the committee might not like that. :)

    And I have to hand it to you; turning in the questionnaire on the same day we're expecting to hear indictments from Fitz is so clever.

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Blogger ShawnatDC said…

    That is pretty clever.

    Did you remember to spray some perfume on your documents before you turned them in? I think Arlen really likes you! Did you see him wink at you in the hallway. Oh oh! Someone's got a crush

    Keep me posted.

     
  • At 1:35 PM, Blogger Edith Clement said…

    To Harriet Miers:

    I want to announce my formal campaign to be the next Supreme Court of the United States Justice. This, of course, means that I am also announcing my opposition to your, as it has been popularly called, "quag-miers," of a nomination.

    Sincerely,
    Edith Brown Clement
    http://edithclement.blogspot.com

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

    OMG! WTG! VSOP? ASAP!

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    This is a call to keyboards!
    The evangelicals are comming!

    Tell everyone you can the Bible is a proved hoax. Proof posted at

    http://www.hoax-buster.org

    If you don't understand the proof right away don't let it bother you. The schollars at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Yale(maybe) and especially those at Liberty university understand.

    Do your part to stop the evangelical take over of the government of the United States of America. Thay already got it? Throw the bumms out!

     
  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger Why Me? said…

    Congrats!!!!

    I hope you put little hearts over all your "i"s. That lets them know that you'll make decisions not just with your brain, but with your heart as well. That's a good thing cuz who wants a Justice who does nothing but read? BOR-ING.

    And that perfume idea is good. It shows that your strong enough to stand up to their questions, but feminine enough to smell good. That should win over the bachelors....and you might get a date out of it.

    I'm crossing my fingers... and toes...and legs.

     
  • At 2:35 PM, Blogger Kurt said…

    I can't believe your questionnaire got sent back as incomplete. That is not good, H! You can't just answer "no" to an essay question!

     
  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger The Higher Power said…

    Mike the Liberal...George thinks you're photo is distracting him from concentrating on Harriet's confirmation party.

     
  • At 2:45 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    Who needs the constitution when there's the law of Mosese to guide us? So Harriet doesn't know constitutional law. So what? She's born again meaning the law of Moses is her guide and that of anyone worth saving.

    Moses has been identified in the written historical record, a woman with a wife.

    Do things seem a little paranoid in out government? A ban on gay marriage will deny the maker of their law to marry the gender of her choice. Is there a psychatrist (shrink) in the house?

     
  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    Moses, Harriet's law maker has been identified as the "not" Pharaoh, Amenophis IV, a woman maskarading as a man, was allowed to leave Egypt after the seated Pharaoh's firstborn son was murdered by an agent of one wearing the symbol of God and then she led twelve tribes of Israelites across a sea of reeds to the wilderness where they built a tabernacle, worshipped, honored, adored, glorified and made sacrifices to God, the sun.

    When she was discovered by the authorities she declared that she was the son of God and chased the money changers out of the temple of God.

    Pharaoh objected with advice from the high priest, came chasing after and the high priest arrested her for blasphemy, i.e. No woman can be Pharaoh. She was humiliated in public, mocked as a king and was executed for her crime, (being born a woman) on the cross dying in three hours.

    If that ain't the Bible then my name is mud. See the whole story or at least enough to prove the Bible is a hoax at my web site, free, no registration, nothing being sold and donations NOT accepted. That's

    http://www.hoax-buster.org

    Mr Bush knows and has seen with his own eyes no doubt. Don't let him conviently forget. Get the hoax out of our government. It's bad enough to shove it down the throats of children.

     
  • At 4:04 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said…

    Bill --

    Duh! The Constitution is BASED on the Bible, silly! So Harriet needs to know the Constitution 'cuz it helps interpret the important religious questions the Supreme Court gets.

    The fact that she already knows the Bible so good means she'll be the best Supreme Court Justice ever!!

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Devans00 said…

    That picture of you with your tighly clenched fists and grimacing smile makes you look so approachable and cuddly. I don't understand where all this backlash is coming from. Color me baffled.

    http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051005/i/r3421985833.jpg

     
  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    Oh Harriet, I am, like, so excited!
    I hope they post your reviesed answers soon!

    And, I hope you gave them a bit more to work with; remember that those mean ol' poo-poo heads are very envious of you; I am sorry to say.

    I can't wait!!!!!

    Oh please, oh please remember me when it comes time for clerkships! I'll remember to review my typing and filing! I'll even buy a copy of "Law Clerking for Dummies"!

    xoxoxox

    ollie

     
  • At 4:10 PM, Blogger jenna said…

    guess what, when you become a supreme court justice i'm going to turn you into a lesbian!!! my supreme [court] loving will have you making gay marriage a federally approved right in no time. and jesus will preside over the ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait. can we use the song you have up here today, can we use it for our wedding ceremony? no seriously, i'm totally into older women and i don't think you're too old or wrinkly or that too much gravity has gotten you or any of that. you're wise!!!!! and there's nothing i love more than being someone's "first." i know you think you're a virgin for life, but that's because you haven't met ME. yay!!!! i can't wait to meet you! i will bring you chocolates!!!!!!

     
  • At 5:06 PM, Blogger Nance said…

    Way to go, Harriet. You are totally going to show them this time around. The first one was just a "teaser!" Everyone knows that the first time is never as good as the second; it's just practice.

    http://deptofnance.blogspot.com/

     
  • At 5:23 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    A couple of points:

    Edith: I am sorry that mean Mr. Roberts got your position, but you should quit being such a spoil-sport and join our "Call You're Senator" campaign to get Harriet confirmed!

    You're turn will come later; remember that many of the justices are old.

    Jenna: you can just forget about MY, er, OUR Harriet. She is a nice, Christian lady who knows her pl...er, knows how to play her role.

    I'd suggest you take yourself to some decadent place like the Daily Kos and stick to those loud, uppity Boxer/Clinton/Pelosi types.

    You leave our Harriet alone!!!!

     
  • At 5:47 PM, Blogger Archie's Grandson said…

    OMG those senators are soooo picky! They want u to remember every little thing thats happened to u for yur whole life!
    Well, anyways, Im glad u changed a couple of your answers to be clearer (EXAMPLE, when u said "NO" u hadn't talked to anyone about how u'd rule on the first questionnaire and now u say, "OK, well, maybe, but I had my fingers crossed.").
    Your a "shoe in" now! (sorry to ask again but could u call me so we can talk about me being yur clerk on the Court??? PLZ call Harry!!)

     
  • At 6:18 PM, Blogger SenatorBarbie said…

    Oh Ollie - you said I was "uppity." Ha ha - I wish!!!

    Laters,
    Barbie xoxo

     
  • At 6:29 PM, Blogger ollie said…

    Well, Senator Barbie, you sure looked "uppity" when you were giving poor 'lil Dr. Rice "the business" during that confirmation hearing. You were so MEAN to pick on her that way. :-(

    I hope that you treat our Harriet better than that.

    And what is with your PAC "for a change" anyway? Is it PAC for mommies with little babies or something????

     
  • At 6:50 PM, Blogger SenatorBarbie said…

    People just think I'm mean because of that whining (sp? wining?) overbearing voice I use. But I have to use that voice because it's my "thing." Sowwy!

    Barbie xoxo

     
  • At 6:56 PM, Blogger Ugly Mofo said…

    Harriet,

    Your sooooo clever!

    And your sooooooo going to be the bestest judge ever!

    I gotta tell you though, Harriet, I'm a little hurt you didn't pick my slogan for the "Call You're Senator" campaign. But that's okay, I'm sure your better at judging than I can ever be. After all, your the one nominated by the greatest president ever.

     
  • At 7:00 PM, Blogger just pixels said…

    Good job Madam Justice. Now don't give that silly questionaire another thought. Otherwise you'll stay up nights worrying about whether you ran spell check. Or if clear your sentence structure is.

    Or if you knew the right precedent. Or if you know the right President, ha ha.

    And Harriet, don't let that temptress Jenna lure you from that nice Mr Souter. You two are MFEO!

     
  • At 9:55 PM, Blogger Judge Not! said…

    Hooray! Everybody's been talking about it in gym class. Have they posted the answer key yet?

     
  • At 10:41 PM, Blogger No Blood for Hubris said…

    You need to check out a real admirer, Muffy, over at Muffy's Blog for Random Parenthood. Link to her. All she talks about is YOU, Harriet.

    http://juniper.typepad.com/randomparenthood

     
  • At 11:18 PM, Blogger Archie's Grandson said…

    Oops! Aw, Harry!

    (See, u need me to clerk for u, i can start early!!)

     
  • At 11:31 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Hey Harriet, don't forget George and Laura's 28th anniversary this weekend.
    Champagne is always nice, even tho the President "doesn't drink."
    wink wink

     
  • At 11:32 PM, Blogger Karen Zipdrive said…

    Hey Harriet, don't forget George and Laura's 28th anniversary this weekend.
    Champagne is always nice, even tho the President "doesn't drink."
    wink wink

     
  • At 12:25 AM, Blogger jeanneXX said…

    I personally think that's totally ok that you got distracted and turned in the wrong envelope. You are only human after all and I've done the same thing myself (well, not in such a public way), but whatever, and I know your work will be worth the wait. And I understand about the late taxes too because I've got a similar situation myself with taxes. Things go wrong for awhile and then suddenly everything starts to fall into place. Hang in there!!

     
  • At 3:03 AM, Blogger Harriet's Sister Friend said…

    And remember you're favorite book and that everything happens for a reason!!!!!!

     
  • At 6:23 AM, Blogger ollie said…

    Don't worry about it Harriet; after all we know that you *meant* to turn it in, and it is all about intention, right?

    How can they be, like, SO mean? It is completely unfair. After all, all of those tacky old envelopes all look alike? And, well, maybe that naughty little dog of yours ate your questionarre.

    I wonder if you can get an excuse note, like from Pres. W.

    Now let's hope that eveyone else wasn't watching the Sox game and instead were out there calling there senators.

     
  • At 8:40 AM, Blogger Sean Dos Santos said…

    I'm kind of unsure about where you stand on issues that I believe in. I do have some reservations about the nomination of someone who hasn't served time as a judge on the apellate court level, but you do seem to be pretty down to earth and intelligent. You wouldn't be where you are without being intelligent. I do wish you the best in your endeavors. If you get the okay to be on the Supreme Court just remember me if I am ever involved in a case that comes before the court. hahaha

    Sincerely,

    Sean Dos Santos Firefighter/EMT-P
    http://rescuetechnician/blogspot.com

     
  • At 9:00 AM, Blogger Archie's Grandson said…

    HEY THEY SAID YOU WITHDREW ON THE NEWS!!!

    What gives, it cant be true, RIGHT!?!?!?

    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I wanted to clerk 4 u and move out of my moms house and everything!!

     
  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger Jeffrey Long said…

    Well, look now. Harriet has withdrawn her nomination.

     
  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger Kate R said…

    awwwwwwwwwwww HARRRIET, according to some blog or another you gave up.

    Well, I guess I'm not going to send you that Precious Moments judge statue now. Bad girl. BAD.

     
  • At 9:05 AM, Blogger Pissed Hippie said…

    GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE HARRIET!!!

    WithdrawWithdrawWithdrawHarriet.org

     
  • At 9:08 AM, Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

    Harrriet..!
    You gave it a good shot! Hold your head high and don't forget my philosophy, may the best man win, me!

     
  • At 9:08 AM, Blogger B. Franklin Jackson said…

    If I were 12 yrs younger, I would TOTALLY take you to prom.

     
  • At 9:15 AM, Blogger Toby said…

    HARRIET NO!!!

    Why did you withdraw????

    I hope you keep you're blog, this is going to be a hard time for every one.

     
  • At 9:20 AM, Blogger Blue Moon Mama said…

    Harriet - we hardly knew ya...

     
  • At 9:21 AM, Blogger Bill Cash said…

    Harriet, I am so sorry to hear of your loss. Are country is the worse for it. Sincerely, Bill Cash

     
  • At 9:40 AM, Blogger nick said…

    Harriet, please keep blogging, at least for a little while. Let us down easy...

     
  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger Superfrankenstein said…

    Harriet, no! Please! Stay!

     
  • At 9:45 AM, Blogger Rich said…

    So is *that* what was in your envelope? Did Karl trick you?

     
  • At 11:13 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    The constitution isn't based on the Bible. They want to replace it with the law of Moses.

     
  • At 10:25 PM, Blogger electricviolin said…

    You are a moron. I'm glad they retracted your nomination

     
  • At 12:31 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    Holding back the conservative take over of the court is going to be a tough fight.

     
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